Out of the Mouths of Babes.....

So- we're getting ready to visit a friend over the holidays and I begin prepping my four year old son, who is busy rolling his Hot Wheels along the couch. Here's how our conversation went.
Me: "Okay we're going to Debbie's house and I need you to be really good. Don't touch anything, don't run through the house, and remember Please and Thank You. You need to be on your best behavior."
Angelic looking son turns to me and says, "So I shouldn't say Bullshit?"
Me (trying hard to stifle a giggle): "Exactly! No Bullshit."
Hmph, and I thought he wsn't paying attention.
You gotta love kids.